So here's the deal. I'm making Adam my sheriff!! Okay, let me explain. Adam will be an important official in my kingdom and will leave me alone about the court jester business. This is a very positive thing because, quite frankly, I was beginning to think he was going to try to overthrow me and take my throne! Now some might question my choice of him as sheriff because he has no claws on his front paws. But the boy can bite and isn't afraid to use his teeth!
So here's the deal. Yes, Adam will still be staying close to me . . . could find no way around that. But he'll have his attention focused outward, discouraging any creature who wants to interrupt my meals or my naps. Adam is happy and I'm no longer being badgered! Brilliant!!! So I hereby introduce Adam, Sheriff of StreetCats!