The King Is Adopted! Long Live the King!!!

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!  This is one of life's most important lessons.  You just have to be willing to turn, turn with life's ebb and flow and eventually things will turn round right!  Now I will admit that I was from time to time a little impatient.  When King Truman appointed me the Sheriff of StreetCats I can't say that it never crossed my mind to use my position to usurp his throne. An overthrow did sometimes seem like what I should accomplish.  After all, I have known for a long time what my rightful place should be.  But usurping sort of implies illegal.  So no, I just waited patiently and, sure enough, I have come to the place just right!

Sorry, I bet some of you aren't getting this.  Well, just to give you a little background, the pretender, King Truman, was adopted.  Yippee, yippee, yippee!  Aren't we happy for him!!  He is now living with a very nice man who is willing to put up with his uppity attitude and perhaps even treat him as if what he claimed was true, that he is some kind or other of royalty.

Okay, now on to the good stuff!  I, Adam, have now ascended to what was surely known to everyone who knows me as my rightful station in life!  I am now King Adam of StreetCats!!  Did I have to use any force to attain my rightful place?  Of course not!!  Just as soon as Truman left I walked proudly to the throne and all cats parted to clear my path.  And they bowed.  The humans may take a little convincing, but they will soon see the inevitability of all that has occurred.

So . . . drumroll here, please . . . I now introduce you to me, King Adam of StreetCats!  It is easy to see, don't you think, the rightness of my being here!  Of course it is!  Here I am!!  So handsome and kingly!

Now there is one more thing that you should know.  I have no intention of ever being adopted!  When you have come round right it is a good idea to just stay put!  This is all I've ever dreamed of and I don't intend to give it up!  The only way I would ever leave here is to become King of all the cats in Tulsa.  Hmmm.  Maybe there is still turning to be done!