Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Before I tell you my story, here is a picture of me and my eyes. I just want to assure you that, in spite of a close call, I am just fine. So don't be worried, just read my story.
Okay, do you remember how in my last blog I was sort of, not really, but maybe just kind of making fun of my servants? I mean it was totally innocent, of course, because they can't help that they can't see in the dark and that their noses are broken. Well, shortly after that, I got SICK! I ran a fever, just didn't feel like eating or drinking anything and they told me at my spa, Feline Specialties, that I was dehydrated! I felt awful and I'm so glad that I'm back to my feeling good self!
So when I first started feeling sick I heard my servant, Linda, saying something about my not seeming myself and I looked at her, kind of like in this picture, with my eyes. But then she just left! Communication with these human servants can be a challenge! But wait, I didn't mean that in a bad way! I know they can't help it and I do love my humans! (I think I have to be so careful what I say!)
So, a couple of days later I was really feeling bad and couldn't even pay much attention to what was going on, but I think it was my servant, Jennifer, who called Linda and told her that she thought I might really be sick. Well, duh! What does it take?! (I didn't mean that!) Linda came and got me and took me to my spa where I got complete TLC and fluids and massages and before you know it I was back to normal. Linda and I hang together in the office a lot and she is the greatest! And she's a good driver so I don't mind riding with her to my spa.
So . . . here is my question. What is this karma stuff? Was my getting sick bad karma for having made fun of my servants? From what I've heard about karma I think that could be it! But then my human servants, whom I had just been laughing at, saved me! So that is surely good karma, right? And I have to have good karma because if I don't I might come back in my next life as a chicken, or (please, no!) a university professor! Maybe them helping me was good karma for them? If that's how it works maybe they'll get to come back as cats!
Oh I am so confused by this karma stuff! Do you think we can just erase all the current karma and start over? Thank you, human servants, for seeing that I was sick, taking me to Feline Specialties and enabling me to get well because of their excellent care! I will never make fun of you again . . . or maybe not soon. I love you! (But don't tell anyone!)